If you thought those “What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas” ads were over the line, you’ll love this.

One of New Mexico’s biggest American Indian-run slot onlain casinos has pulled a controversial TV ad that promoted gambling as a financial solution to people who are short on cash or deeply in debt.

The Isleta Casino Resort commercial ran earlier this month featuring a young woman who suggested that the answer to unpaid bills piling up from holiday-season shopping sprees could be found at the casino, which operates just south of Albuquerque.

and the winner is…

Congratulations to “Chris” for winning the great slot onlain Tracker giveaway! Here is Chris’s winning entry:

I learned how to play poker on a US Navy submarine among the fishes. Learned is relative though, and Im not an ocean fish, Im a river fish. A-rag? Suited or not, I raise it. 3-4o? Raise pre-flop baby! My favorite draw is a gutshot straight I make on the river. slot online I re-raise with 2s, hoping I can make trips. All reds? ALL IN!!! I go all-in with A-Q so frequently that my 1000 hand limit on Pokertracker shows me I have a negative expected value for AQ bigger than the national deficit. I had fish sticks for dinner.

For his stellar fishy efforts, Chris wins a free license to Poker Tracker (a $55 value). Thanks again to the generous folks at Poker Tracker for making the giveaway possible.

Runner up honors go to “Marlin McFlounder”, whose entry was hilarious but egregiously over the 100-word limit:

Micro-limit Fishy

You know me, I am the guy with a $50 bankroll online trolling around the high roller tables of .1/.2 NL. I come to the table and lay my impressive stack of chips totaling a whopping $2. I play for 6 hours straight and feel like Phil Ivey when I leave the table with an even more impressive stack of chips topping $4.32. I go to work next day bragging about how I bluffed a guy out of a $1.31 pot with 7 2 off suit.

When I get on a huge rush I may take $5.50 of my “ring game” winnings and play a Sit and Go tournament. This is of course is akin to playing in the “Big One” for me. All it takes is one magical win and I have increased my bankroll by 50% !!!

I read all the books, watch all the shows and scoff at all my friends who only play in freerolls. I know they must look up to me in awe, as I gamble with “real” money online just like that Chris Moneymaker did.

So do I need a program like Pokertracker to help me with my online game ? Hmmmm, I am the Doyle Brunson of the .1/.2 games, but I “guess” a program like this could help me increase my bankroll.

All in,

Marlin McFlounder

Thanks again to everyone who entered the giveaway, and better luck next time.